You know what pisses me off?
A certain quality of nerds, which piss of all people with the bit of common sense.

Fanboys, <insert brand here> haters, ass licking cocksuckers, overall.
The noobs among gaming.

The people who spit on the term "Gamer". Nerds who can't go beyond their little tiny piece of machinery, and think they "own" everybody.
Let me tell them something. Those people will get shot in the face and then ass raped by some donkeys.

Yes, donkeys.

My personal opinion about the whole gaming area, filled with crap everyone knows :
I consider myself a God among gamers. With the few others who actually think about what they are playing.
Unfortunatly, my gaming abilities could never expand because I lack the money.
I simply wasn't rich enough like all you fucking snobs, who think they rule the world, but go to sleep every night thinking "Am I sure I am loved by anyone?".
So, I sticked to Nintendo. They practicly invented console gaming, and they sure are probably the most well known, succesfol company in the gaming industry.
Pure speculation, but what the hell.
Therefor I could easly make arguments towards other brands, and why Nintendo "ownz" their asses. All the other brands did was making a bad name for gaming.
That is all.
But hey, I love the PS3. It is an awesome piece of technology, and it sure as hell is sexy. This is where Nintendo went wrong, they where talking about "expanding their gaming costumers, for every age" but they forgot one age. My age. The 14-19 year old teenagers who actually have nothing to do with their lives, and are filled with hormones, and ready to explode.
What do we get? Zelda, Fucking failed shoot 'em ups, and miserable "party games".
No, Nintendo, you only get me for the price and Zelda. Fuck you. Lousy Japs.
Oh, but the XBox, now there we have outstanding marketing.
Nothing to complain about them, seriously, they are the top of the gamers. But because of the money issue I can't choose that way. It's sad.
End of bullcrap

Now, because everything has it's pros and cons we can conclude that there is no better out of the three major consoles.
Now, why the fanboyism? Is it seriously that important to have a label? Yes, Nintendo has shit games and kiddy shit. So fucking what? What are you going to do about it, complain some more?
Neih, just say "Hey, I'm a gamer, I respect everything what is related to the gaming industry"
Fini. That's it.

No, teenagers still have that urge inside them, that pathetic, sad urge that says "You must be in some group, you must have a cover over you to hide who you really are, you must fit in, even if it is geeky shit, fit in!"
Every fanboy, labeled, stereotyped teenager lacks confidence, common sense and a brain. Or, is completly shallow.
These people need to be excluded out of my life.
Too bad this would leave me with no social contact. Fun eh?
So, I'll take the easy way out, and be nothing I listed above, but will still hang out with...listed above.
Sad, but true.

Now, this takes me to another subject. The term "Noob" "Nub" "n00b" or "Newbie".
A newbie is understandable, it is indeed a serious bussiness to point out someone isn't fameliar with a teritory and must be guided or insulted because of that.
Yes, it is a must. Why? Because we are bored. That's why.

Noob is more "intelligent" way of calling one a failure. Just look at the spelling. It's almost perfect.
But it most certainly isn't. According to me, a person who uses this term has no clue what so ever what he/she is dealing with.
It hides [again] behind this barrier of arrogance and mockery. Only to show a true weakness, he or she is instable and has a easy to broose ego.
Confront these people in practice and they will fall ever so easily.

But now. The most dispicable, the retarded forms of them all.
Nub and n00b.
Using this "dialect" shows one is retarded.
People using these terms will also use them in massive amounts. In unnecessary situations.
Because of the over-use, it looses it's value very quickly.
Because of the bad timing, they can be flamed at every second.

What you do with these peoples. You simply challenge them to "own" you, and beat the crap out of them.
It isn't hard, it doesn't take alot of time and it is sure as hell so fucking hilarious to see their pissed of face when giving them a 10th headshot in a row.

I fucking own you all. Give me a console, and I will own all of your nubs asses in no time fucking retards in a game of Halo on the XBox the most bitchest console ever made.

(Oh, it's ever so fun to be a fanboy. INNIT?