Okay, I think my prevoius blog has gotten enuff comments.
No phone numbers though.

Now, what the fuck is up with girls?!
Lemme tell ya a little storeh.

So, I get to know this chick via a friend of mine (female) on MSN. We cammed, we talked, and we laughed. Never saw her up till yesterday.
She says there's this street fest in her street, and that I don't know what I'm missing.
I off course invite myself over and huppa, I got myself a little date.
Now, I arrive at the bus stop, and wait for her, and when she gets there, I don't see a girl, but a fucking whale.
Seriously, she was fucking fat. This may be fucking shallow, but I don't care. Fat = fat. There is no politcal correctness about it.
(She wasn't realy that fat but just....she was a bit heavy, and it startled me a bit...)

Anyway, I think "Hm, okay, maybe she has some friends at the party", but no. No friends, no noting.
But then it came, she said the marvalous words "You can drink all you want for free".
And I was like...what the fuck women....fucking yes!
So, okay, I had my reason to stay.

The evening continues, and it's fun. The weather is good, we talked a little bit, get to know each other a bit better, drank, smoked a bong.
Yeah it was nice.
Later we watched a movie, and at a certain point, we started kissing. I wasn't really thinking at the that time so I wasn't like "what the fuck am I doing"
I kinda expected it I think, because, well, when we were at her room before, we kinda like "flirted". Fysical contacts, teasing, you know. The whole deal.

But then, her mother comes in, and her sister, and her brother. And we were like "Oh fuck" and pretended like nothing happend, and continued watching the movie (It was Goldmember btw, fucking kick ass movie ^^). Her relatives stayed with us for like, the rest of the evening, and I was still waiting for a fuck, I mean. Kissing leads to fucking.
But that point didn't came untill 2 in the night when I couldn't get a bus back home.
I hate her mother.
Meh, they went to bed eventually, and we started to get busy.

First some more kissing, and then we started riding up to each other, we humped and humped. Faster and harder. She started pressing her vaginal parts against my pelvis area which made me came. It wasn't intense or anything, but it was good enough.
Then she started to get all fucked up. She started pressing harder and harded, I was going faster and faster, I was thinking "When is this fucking bitch going to come?!" She started shaking, and slowed down in a matter of seconds. Finally!
Then kissed some more.
Then I propose "Let's go upstairs", because that's where the condoms are. nd she says "kay" but we don't leave, we still continue kissing, and humping.
My cock gets weak at a certain point and she notices this, and then she goes into my pants, and starts yanking on it like there is no tomorrow! Fucking hell I thought she was going to rip off my most manly parts of my body!
I tell her to calm down a bit, and relax, which she does luckly. But still no sweet love making in her pussy. "Darn it" I thought.

Oh well, we also went up stairs eventually, and crawled in bed. Nothing happend, she dozed of in matter of seconds.
There I was, in a bed with a girl who had the most humangous tits and ass I've ever seen. (well not really, but you get my drift)
After a while, I fell asleep myself and enjoyed the sweet rest in a comfy bed.

Whenk I wake up I have this major hard on. Like not normal, I think "Hmm, some morning lovin' would be nice" and wait till she gets awake.
I feel a small kiss on my cheeck and look up. She was awake.

Okay good. That's one, now the second phase.
We started spooning. Good, good I thought.
I kissed her in her neck, and started rubbing her leg, she was enjoying that. "Is she? Is she in the mood? I think with all seriousness.
I start going down in her undies but she halts me. Okay, I stop. Then we start kissing and I climb on top of her (that was one hell of a task, I'm still tired). Then, it began.
We fucked, but, hell. How.
Again, we start with the humping, then I get a condom, slide it on, get in bed, and fucked her.
She took her time again, I was already exhausted, and she was still on top of coming.
Or, I was doing something wrong, or she has too much fat over her clit.
(okay, that was harsh, I'm sorry)
Anyway, I think it was fifteen minutes or half an hour 'till se came, but it was a good run.

She showerd, I stayed in bed, she came back, woke me, I showered, and left on homewards.

Good advice: Never fuck a fat chick, I don't hae much expierence with fucking girls, but this is what I know up till now.

Funny thing is, I never loved her. I didn't have feelings for her, and I'm afraid I never will.
I'm a bad man, and I need to be punished.

Tell me NG, how is the best way to tell her this was a one time thing? Because, from my point of view....She was fucking all over me....I couldn't get my logic around it, but there it was, she likes me.

Sorry girl, I don't think it's meant to be.

PS: Good morning NG ! :D